Yesterday, I needed a haircut. I went to someone new, and I got said haircut. I told the girl, "It has been 2 months since my last cut, and I just want it trimmed." She looked a bit confused, so I told her that I normally have a pixie cut in back, and then the front is longer and comes down to about my jaw.
She might as well have used the clippers on the back of my head.
Seriously, I have seen Marines with longer hair than what I have on the back half of my head. Soooo...if anyone needs me, please call. I am in hiding for the next couple of weeks, and when I have to leave this house, it will be with a hat firmly in place.
Oh, but here is the upside: I don't need to get a hair cut for months!
Upside or not, I am heading for the darkest corner of this house for a good cry.